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Even if those friends are men. We would write that off under our normal rule of "don't believe anything that is also believed by a man in a furry tophat" and it's saved our lives more than oncebut another study came up with hard numbers.

The dating site OKCupid. They studied 7, photos and determined that men who didn't look directly at the camera in their profile pictures received more messages on average than men who did. About 50 percent more, in fact, if said picture combined the looking away with an expression of disinterest smiling drove down the effect some, but still not as much as eye contact.

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Now, obviously you can't take this to its logical extreme "I'll get tons of women if I just never get within 10 miles of one! That's the ultimate expression of disinterest!

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And you peacocked it out with that feather boa and everything! But you have a trick up your sleeve: Your sextastic dance moves.

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After all, dudes have been getting girls this way for thousands of years! Come on, Rightie Unfortunately, what you're actually doing is some bizarre alt-new wave version of the robot that has every girl in the room pointing and staring open-mouthed.

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Before you bust out the moves this weekend, get yourself to a fertility clinic. Or go where everybody is too drugged up to care. You've got it this time. After a night of chatting up ladies, acting disinterested and dancing like a seizure victim, a gorgeous woman for some reason comes up to talk to you. Amazingly, you're holding it together and all signs are pointing to the two of you bumping uglies at the end of the night.

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